Even the Wifi wants the D

Even the Wifi wants the D

To the hackers that hack my tumblr, instagram, facebook and twitter, get a life!!

They should make a version of “Somebody that I used to know” with Chris and Herb from Family Guy.

Girl comes up to me in School today*

Girl: “Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I like you a lot.”

Me: “I’m gonna be straight with you, I’m gay.”

Me: Are you gay?

Friend: No, are you?

Me: No, I’m just CURIOUS!

Neil Armstrong kept tweeting bad jokes when he was on the moon

and he kept saying, you just had to be there.